Explain it to me like I'm 5

CEO: Explain AI to me like I'm 5 years old.

CTO: That's how I always talk to you. 

The Cost of Training

Before:

CFO: What if we train our employees and they leave?

CEO: What if we don't train them, and they stay?

Today:

CEO: What if we train our AI and they leave?

CIO: (And they 'leave'?!?) What if we don't train them, and they stay?

Accountant on a Ship

An accountant was taking a cruise on a luxury ship. Suddenly, she saw another passenger fall overboard. Panicking, the accountant screams: "Help! Help! Someone's fallen over! Someone's fallen over!" 

The ship's second mate hears her and shouts: "Which side did they fall? Port or starboard?" 

Accountant: Port...star...what?!?? (Then frantically points to the left) DEBIT SIDE! DEDIT SIDE!